Getting on the Threat Matrix may be easier than we thought, according to "The Google Terrorist" blurb.
Posted by John at May 13, 2004 06:17 PMWow. I don't know where to begin my trademark anti-government ranting. That's so irresponsible...
Nah. Not this time. Instead, I'm declaring that Mike personally dropped the ball on this one.
Hey Mike: I hear there's a big gorilla planning to throw barrels of an anonymous substance - possibly Ricin - onto two Italian plumbers. And, a shadowy figure identifiable only as "Bowser" is planning on kidnapping the Princess of...well, we don't know. But she's royalty. Also, Dracula has been resurrected and only Special Agent Belmont can stop his evil reign from, well, you get the point.