Terrapin Tables

that sound you hear is john booking a flight to LA...

you have to be some kind of stupid to be unfaithful to halle berry.

on a side note, it cites david justice as a cleveland indians outfielder. is that how he ought to be remembered? i don't think so.

I won't register for WPost, so I have to assume the link is about Berry being single. In this regard I must restate my opinion that Halle Berry is completely repulsive. Seriously, serparate the person form the body. She's a pill addict and a three-time hit-and-run driver: non-celebs would have been in jail long ago. On top of that, she isn't even that hot. She's okay looking, I guess. And she totally didn't deserve that Oscar.

My votes go to Kirsten Dunst, Aguilera from just-before-Moulin-Rouge, Sarah Silverman, Sabrina Jonnier, Tara Llanes, and that blonde chick form 24. And, I'm told, the Olson twins.

And Roy is right: Justice is totally a Brave. Otherwise it's like Marcus Allen going into the HoF as a Chief - oh wait...

Well first of all, I will discredit Chris by simply by pointing out that he included Christina Aguilera on his list. Furthermore, I can't have Halle Berry being some self-sufficient woman. Then, what would she need me for? So far I have managed to avoid running over too many pedestrians, I could be her chauffeur. And while I'm driving she could . . . you know . . . do her nails or something. I do miss David Justice if only for the opportunity to scream at him during baseball games. Moron.

Hey, I qualified Aguilera. Right before the hair got all goofball big. "Dirty" video excepted. What's her worst quality? Enjoying freakiness? God forbid.

I believe this discussion cries out for a poll, somewhere along the line of "Is Christina Aguilera in your top 50 of people you'd like to sleep with?" Or something. After that, we will have to come up with something new to alienate whatever female readers remain.

We shant stoop to that level - creating polls about banging celebs. She's probably not even in my top 50, but about 48 of those 50 are "real" people. The Olson twins count as one, right? I mean, it'd be one encounter...

I will prove my point. In a much cooler way than Fatboy proved Rick's.

Very fitting, it looks like she braided cicadas into her hair. I will also disclose that I probably wouldn't kick her out of bed. We could make the poll top 50 celebrities. Upon the recommendation of Quagmire, here's a vote for Taylor Hanson. God, I hope only people I know read this website.