The following politically incorrect comments are for entertainment purposes only:
Sign that John is black: I saw 3 police cars in the parking lot of my apartment complex this evening.
Sign that John is white: I wasn't worried that I would get arrested, and there was Red Bull on the balcony with me.
Sign that John is black: I know most of the lyrics to "Boyz in the Hood."
Sign that John is white: This is partially due to Dynamite Hack.
Sign that John is black: I am eating potato salad and drinking beer.
Sign that John is white: That beer is Corona.
Sign that John is black: There is a novelty inflatable 40 oz. bottle in the apartment.
Sign that John is white: There is a novelty inflatable emperor penguin in the apartment.
Sign that John is black: I own a copy of the "Belly" DVD.
Sign that John is white: I own a copy of "The Hunt for Red October" DVD.
Sign that John is black: My car is crappy.
Sign that John is white: My windows aren't tinted.
Sign that John is black: I think Kobe is probably innocent.
Sign that John is white: I think OJ did it.
Posted by John at April 19, 2004 11:54 PM