Firemen, policemen, and bartenders all give so much of themselves to us, just so we can life our lives the way God intended - drunk, not ablaze, and not being robbed by minorities. But those that give the most are undoubtedly our Porn actors and actresses, who mentally and physically give their all, forsaking future political careers, so Americans with bad sex lives can get a kick out of watching pretend-good sex. So, mumble a prayer for all the performers who might have come down with the hiv. This new scare has stopped all porn production until about June, so hold your breath (and any other related bodily functions) in hoping everyone's okay. Yay porn. Boo hiv.
Posted by Chris at April 16, 2004 02:43 PMWhat, no one cares about porn? Maybe I pissed people off comparing porn stars to firemen...I assumed readers would follw the golden TTables rule: if in doubt, the poster was being a smartass. Boo hiv. I got it from Rick.
Posted by: Chris at April 18, 2004 03:34 PM