April 12, 2004

I feel much safer..

With people like this protecting us, how could I not?

Posted by Nate at April 12, 2004 09:49 AM
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First of all, FARKED like a million years ago. Suck on that.

Second, what real protection does an Air Marshall offer anyway? Yes Sir, please discharge a firearm in an airplane at Fatboy-knows-how-many-thousands feet. Maybe with luck it will go through the guy in the turban and puncture the cabin, killing us all. At least had the turban guy taken the plane there would have been a cool ride before the end instead of freezing and asphyxiating.

Third, this reminds of me Fight Club where they switch air safety cards. Goddamn that is a great (book/movie).

Fourth, speaking of Fight Club, this.

And whatever happened to Kay Ballard?

Posted by: Chris at April 12, 2004 02:44 PM


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