Terrapin Tables: Surly Simmons

March 25, 2004

Oh he's a feisty one. Apparently he was also overheard saying, "I'm so mad, I could crush a rose!!"

Posted by Nate at March 25, 2004 07:55 AM

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"I'm Richard Simmons, bitch"

Posted by: Pat at March 25, 2004 11:42 AM

Now that skit would be hilarious.

Posted by: John at March 25, 2004 01:06 PM

"Hey aren't you Richard Simmons?"
"Hey aren't you Richard Simmons' friend...Richard Simmons?"

OK, I will stop.

Posted by: Pat at March 25, 2004 03:04 PM

Read the police report. Wouldn't you be ashamed that you had to press charges after being slapped by a girlie-man like Richard Simmons? Pansy.

This story fascinates me for some reason...i really wish I could have seen this.

Posted by: Pat at March 25, 2004 04:36 PM