Gotta love it...
Multiple Acts of Southern Stupidity
We love to read local police blotters! This one was in the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
The first dumbass was arrested after a cop saw the guy's car weaving erratically in traffic. The idiot later said he noticed the police officer behind him, so he decided to smoke the crack he'd just bought, but lost control of the car a few times as he struggled to smoke and drive at the same time!
The second dumbass on the same page is a guy who borrowed his roommate's car without permission, so it was reported as stolen. The guy returned the next day, but was so drunk where he was partying at, that he had someone else drive him home and now can't remember where he left the car!
And finally, the last guy was arrested after hog-tying his girlfriend, stuffing a shirt in her mouth and leaving her that way for two days! His reason? He tied her up and put the shirt in her mouth because she wouldn't shut up, then covered her head with the pillowcase because he could not look at her in that condition!