December 19, 2003

Hilarity

- I got a Viagra spam email today. The sender was identified as Speeches R. Queerness.

- Pat has been dethroned.

- While waiting for Casey today, I spent like two hours hanging out, wathcing tv and such with her cute roommate, thinking "oh-right...this is cool." Then her boyfriend came over. I did not know she had a boyfriend. Stinks.

- I slept through, did no reading, and generally showed nothing but contempt for a class this semester. As I handed in my final, the prof reached for my hand to shake it and congratualte me on my "excellent work this semester" before handing me an A+ paper that took...45 minutes. Meanwhile, I grind myself down for HIST-111 for a probable C.

- I haven't shaved since Saturday. Who cares. It's not like I'm growing a beard, I'm not hairy enough. Whatever. I tell people it's a ritual, "no shaving during finals."

- Instead of studying for finals, I've been playing a 13-year-old computer game. King's Quest 6. It's DOS, yet manages to run on XP. It sucks, but I keep playing it. I really, really want Prince Alexander to marry Princess Cassima, and I have to defeat a wizard or something to get it done. Also, there are talking flowers.

- I went to look at an apartment today. Dude opened the door; it smelled like mildew, ass, and death. Complete hole of shit. Yet, I let him pressure me into filling out an application. I used Domino's as my home number, Papa John's and 867-5309 as the reference numbers. I hope the guy calls them.

Posted by Chris at December 19, 2003 10:58 PM
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- And, I get to get up now for a final. Note the time. On a Saturday. As bad as WebMD, it is.

Posted by: Chris at December 20, 2003 05:47 AM


Further:

- I saw a Cherokee on I-270 today with a "University of Common Sense" sticker on the rear window. The woman driving was reading a magazine. And smoking.

- I drove over a hundred and fifty miles, round trip, to go mountain biking. When I arrived, the park was closed.

- I paid money to rent X-2.

Posted by: Chris at December 20, 2003 04:10 PM


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