December 16, 2003
So after getting Evites for years, I fired up the "My Profile" dealie. 6 hours later, I got this:
Dear Chris,
Thank you for uploading a photo to your My Info page.
Unfortunately, we had to take down your photo because the one you posted contains animals, children, cartoons, comics, celebrities, nudity, artwork, or copyrighted images.
Please go back to My Info to post another photo of yourself.
And what was the offending image?
Yeah, what the hell? I suppose they're going for the nudity angle, since you might be able to convince someone there's some nipplage going on there. And what if I'm a child? Or a celebrity? I can't put up a picture of myself?
Posted by: Rick at December 16, 2003 05:18 PMyou can't put artwork in your "my profile" page on evite???? what if you are an artist!?
Posted by: michelle at December 16, 2003 05:41 PMIf that is an exact replica of the picture it may be hard to determine your gender. Not that I mean to question your gender, Mr. McCreary, as it is clear to everyone who visits this site, that you are a little girly man.
Posted by: John at December 17, 2003 09:20 AMI would point out it takes a man's man to stroll unafraid through a big city in drag, but no, no, you're right. I've been dying to get into a bra for years. There's an inner drag queen in me, dammit, and she's named Sofonda Cox.
I don't know, I thought the obvious padding under the bra and the black-with-stubble chin would have given me away as male...who cares. I can get by without an Evite profile. Or, I'll post one of those pictures of Rick's dick that somehow works its way into peoples cameras...
Posted by: Chris at December 17, 2003 10:50 AM