I've not been enjoying myself as of late. I'm so crammed with schoolwork I've been going 7am-3am for a few days now (40 pages in 10 days submitted, 2 novels read, two presentations of about 7 minutes given, plus attending classes).
I haven't seen any Yu-gi-oh in like two weeks, spent all last Friday waiting on Casey at the dentists (not that I mind that, I'd do anything for her, and everyone knows it...I just could've used the time), I sit in traffic everyday for about an hour longer than my commute should take, the weather sucks, and the cherry on top? Today I came out of class to find this wasn't where I'd left it. And there was no trace of the lock I'd secured it with. It wasn't just $800 in parts, but the first bike I built from just parts. I liked it a lot and was proud of it and now, barring a miracle, it's gone. I got Lieutenant Dangled..."Oh, fuck me...did anyone see a bike?"
So, as all work will be handed in by tomorrow afternoon, I propose I get completely shitfaced this weekend. I don't have any money to go out (point number 56 on the bitch list) but I can still afford one bottle of cheap, cheap liquor. Which I will drink in its entirety. So if anyone wants to sit around with me Friday or Saturday night while I put myself into a coma, let me know. Otherwise I'm gonna wake up in my room on Nathan's couch covered in vomit and piss with the season 1 disc 3 Family Guy menu repeating, and repeating, and repeating...
Posted by Chris at December 10, 2003 10:13 PMAnd just for the record, I want credit as the first person to use "Lieutenant Dangle" as a verb. It's not much, but it's all I got. Or, like the bike, what I don't got.
Posted by: Chris at December 10, 2003 10:16 PMI'm up for getting shitty with you. I found out I won't get my car back until The Year of Our Lord 2004. It appears I'm very adept at smashing the fuck out of cars.
Posted by: Rick at December 10, 2003 10:30 PM