December 04, 2003
" . . .but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."
My new red stapler arrived today, and it is the highlight of my day. Nothing even comes a close second. It is so far and away the best part of my day that it turns my stomach. And its a damn stapler. Bring on the god foresaken weather. The only things on my agenda are making jello shots and using some of the ingredients to 'self-medicate' so that I can 'cope.'
So, is it the actual Swingline red one they re-issued thanks to Office Space clamor, or is it just a red stapler? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Chris at December 4, 2003 07:50 PMIt is a red swingline stapler. Not sure if it is the stapler. It is awfully red. Heavy too. Probably good for smashin'.
Posted by: John at December 5, 2003 10:26 AMexcuse me...i believe you have my stapler...
Posted by: milton at December 5, 2003 11:34 AMI'm pretty sure it's "the" stapler then. I hear they brought it back out after Office Space, because there were no more red Swinglines in production...so congratulations. The only way to be cooler than you now is to have an actual can of actual Duff beer. And that's rather hard to do.
Posted by: Chris at December 6, 2003 05:46 PM