December 03, 2003

Kids Today...

...are such wusses (see how I cleaned up the language for the ladies? Yeah, you like that). Remember getting so far beyond drunk you (meaning me) slept in strange bathrooms, with strange people, or in one shining example of our (my) civility, Knox Road?

Well, that behavior should (but doesn't) raise some red flags...not this crap, though. Really, I expected a fun article on some freshmen drinking a quart of Everclear, boinking a sheep, and falling into a thresher or something. Not this nonsense.

Wuss ass kids.

Posted by Chris at December 3, 2003 03:53 PM
Comments

Worst game ever. I don't think drinking water until you almost die is wussy behavior, but why the hell would you do this? At least when you get your pledges drunk, they're likely to commit hilarious acts of... hilarity. Like self-defecation, or at least projectile vomitting.

Posted by: Rick at December 3, 2003 05:11 PM


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