November 24, 2003
Major Letdown
All right, since I'm up here in RI I have to stay connected somehow, so what better way than TT. So, Joe Millionaire tonight, gotta say, I was quite disappointed. First of all, I watched it with my 13 year old cousin and my aunt, neither of whom had watched it previously. Second, it was far too formulaic for my liking, could Linda have repeated herself in any better fashion? And after Cat played all of her cards perfectly, and Linda made the mistake of fidgeting with her bracelet constantly at dinner, how the hell could David choose Linda? Come on people, I wanted Fox to show a few more gratuitous shots of Cat in the bikini and the two of them in the hot tub. Is this too much to ask? Honestly.
Posted by Mike at November 24, 2003 11:13 PMI am on your side Mike. I thought it was too fake to have her come back...again.
It was a fun show, but let's hope Fox never shows it again.
Posted by: Pat at November 24, 2003 11:21 PMYeah, I'm glad they're all happy and such, but Linda's seemed psycho. But I think it was Paige that had some insight... they're both stupid, and deserve each other. Good for them. And if Cat needs some lovin', she can always call me Pat or John.
Posted by: Rick at November 24, 2003 11:31 PMThe Linda chicky is flaky and unstable. Unfortunately our boy, nice as he seems, isn't smart enough to figure that out. I predict that he will be having more late night conversations with his horse than usual.
Posted by: John at November 25, 2003 09:40 AMLinda seems nice enough (in contrast to, say, 90% of the girls on the show) but more than a little unstable. As for Cat, wow, to hear her talk it sounded like she really wasn't into him for the money and he definately had a good time with her on the show. Considering they're not making it again, I think the final shot should have been Paul standing in line with a suitcase with 100s falling out, flashing a grin and a plane ticket to Berlin.
Posted by: roy at November 25, 2003 10:02 AMIt is a shame they aren't making it again, if only for the possibility of Roy dressing up as Paul the Butler for Halloween. Tell me you can't see it in your head.
Posted by: John at November 25, 2003 10:04 AMCrappy attempt at making that a reality. Take Two
Roy the Butler
Posted by: Pat at November 25, 2003 10:39 AMThe more I look at that picture:
1) I realize how bad I am at Photoshop, especially 5 minute Photoshops and...
2) How much more he looks like George Washington than Paul the Butler
This is hard. Looks like Dick Cheney hopped up on goofballs. I have already spent too much time on this already... good enough.
Posted by: Rick at November 25, 2003 03:23 PMThose are awesome. I am trying to think of who he looks like. Not sure.
Posted by: John at November 25, 2003 03:54 PMI haven't seen a single episode of Joe Millionaire, so I have no idea what any of this is about. I don't even get to watch the Discovery Channel much anymore. The vast majority of my television viewing now consists of Pokemon and Spongebob.
Posted by: Fatboy at November 25, 2003 05:19 PMJesus Christ.
You guys are so gay.
Fatboy and I now stand as the two remaining heterosexual voices on TT...and he's hitched. So ladies, I can be reached at 867-5309.
Joe Millionare.
Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Chris at November 25, 2003 11:25 PMPardon me? The guy who writes about watching Pokemon and Spongebob instead of the Discovery Channel is heterosexual?
Posted by: Pat at November 26, 2003 08:02 AMgood lord! if i could speak with a british accent i would be paul for halloween. i'd walk around with a glass of brandy escorting people everywhere.
Posted by: roy at November 26, 2003 11:11 AM