Terrapin Tables

Ah, good times. I think the fact that I think that is funny validates my idiocy.

"We had a half-Italian, half-Pole named Antonio Wojcesak. He made me an offer I couldn't understand. There was Pepe Chun, a half-Hispanic, half-Asian who stole an enemy Jeep but he couldn't drive it. Then there was my friend Elmer Watkins from Alabama. He spent all of his time writing to his wife, and his sister, and his mother. He only had to write to one person."