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I'll wait until I am at home to watch this :) But suffice it to say, Damn, I'd like to nail Paris Hilton. How come this toolbox gets to sleep with her? Oh, is it because he plays...football. Ooooooo.

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First of all, get the indignation that someone actually watched the tape out of the way...Okay, good. Two comments. First, this "toolbox" as Pat put it, seems to try to get himself in the frame so he can be seen, but Paris does everything she can to keep subtley pushing him out, so there can be no argument whatsoever that she didn't want herself to be seen. Second, there are several times towards the end where the toolbox refers to the audience for the tape as "them". Not "us", not "you and I", but them. So not only does Paris want to be front and center in the tape, but the tape was meant to be viewed by other people.

God save stupid hot chicks. Obligatory "nail Paris Hilton" line. The end.

It seems as though the toolbox in the video is the Executive Producer for the upcoming Tom Cruise samurai movie. Also co-produced Free Willy. And sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

I read on some website (so take it for what it is worth) that this thing is like 3 years old, and the guy nailing her has just held onto it until Ms. Hilton was prominent (say, dating Brian Urlacher) to release it and make $$$$. Seems like a good idea.

Anyway, would it have killed them to turn on a light to help the audience?

What's the deal with this chick? She's not good looking, is dumber than a cinderblock, and, apparently, acts like an idiot everywhere she goes. Seriously, she's famous for being rich or something? Come on.

I suppose not everyone can look as good as Christina Aguilera.

Zing! If you didn't say it, I would have. You can keep this.
Update: they took down my link. damn them. it was a fat picture of christina aquilera. don't worry, it was nasty.