November 07, 2003

Espresso Swilling Loophole

Much to the delight of Mr. Levy, you can now write off soccer mom mobiles and yuppy people-movers. You can write off up to 100K from taxable income if you buy an SUV over 3 tons (and use it for business purposes). Even the VW Touareg fits this description. Hopefully they will come with bad drivers and cell phones attached to their heads.

All this assures is that there will just be 1,000 more on the road this holiday season. Filled to the brim with soccer balls.

---and i do understand the incredible irony that i, in fact, drive an SUV (Ford Explorer - 7,700 lbs.) but I bought mine so we could all tailgate. eat it. seriously, i did. sad isn't it?---

Posted by Pat at November 7, 2003 12:06 PM
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you can just see the chain of events - oil companies want more SUVs sold b/c more SUVs means more gas, so the stereotypical right was in on this. espressofrappamocha joints want more SUVs sold b/c more SUVs means more espressofrappamochas, so the stereotypical left was in on this. hell, i'm surprised this didn't come into effect sooner.

Posted by: Roy at November 7, 2003 01:25 PM


From a statistics man no less. I find the conclusions flawless. I am partial to the espressfrappmochachinos. No whipped cream please. So I think we should market this drink. Patent pending. How about a big spill-proof coffee mug with wheels.

Posted by: John at November 7, 2003 02:30 PM


3 tons of coffee on wheels = tax write off!

Posted by: Pat at November 7, 2003 03:17 PM


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