Stupidest fucking holiday in the world (next to New Year's). I fucking hated Halloween as a kid and I fucking hate it now. And I really fucking hate people that go overboard on it. This fucking gay guy that works here is wearing a fucking kilt to work today. What the fuck is that? A fucking dress! Jesus Christ. Wonderful way to go through a day -- working with a freak dressed in drag.
Pat - he wanted to know if you would give him a ride -- I told him your car was drag-queen-proof.
I am surly and I need a beer.
Posted by Chad at October 31, 2003 01:54 PMThank you Mr. Fisher. This concludes our 1st Annual 'No This Isn't a Ghost Costume' Klan rally. You know, Chris is dressing as a woman. How 'bout that?
Posted by: John at October 31, 2003 02:01 PMWow, you do need a beer. Chad, you should go as a tree-hugging hippie next year. Wear a tie-dyed Peace shirt, and throw fake blood on people wearing fur and such.
Posted by: Rick at October 31, 2003 02:11 PMCrap, how did I miss the joke about Pat giving the guy a ride and the guy wondering how a car was involved. D'oh. There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman! So I guess if a kilt is drag, how does this change how we view Braveheart. Plaid Eye for the Straight Guy.
Posted by: John at October 31, 2003 02:14 PMYeah Chad, wow. Take a walk or go grab a shot of SoCo or something (you should keep some in your car). And throw real blood, not fake. You will get drunk really fast after work is over.
how is new year's a stupid f*cking holiday?! we're celebrating you drunk bastards on new year's, fool. chad, i'm concerned that you might have an MI or stroke out on us here. chill dude.
Posted by: Michelle at October 31, 2003 03:26 PMI like Halloween. When else do you get to chuck eggs at people's houses just because they didn't give you the candy you wanted? Anyway, Alex is going trick or treating dressed as a princess and me and Irma are going as alcoholic parents.
Posted by: Fatboy at October 31, 2003 05:58 PM