Jesus last night was ridiculous.
people are coming up to my desk and i just grunt at them b/c if i open my mouth to talk to them i have a fear i might vomit on them. i didn't shave. i am wearing glasses. i reek of alcohol.
Priceless e-mail exchange with Mr. Albers... I wrote this to john:
"perhaps your combination of beer, wine, bicardi, butterscotch snapps, baily's, absenthe, and tequila didn't mix well in your stomach. i can't imagine why....."
his response:
"Did I drink all those things?"
I think there is a parking spot at the riverscape apartment complex that can attest to john having drank all those things.
i am still drunk. rack me.
-- oh, i just had a sure sign that god hates me.... somebody left a little chocolate candy on my desk last week. a piece of chocolate shaped like a bottle of tequila. well, i wanted chocolate just now. i unwrapped it, and popped the chocolate in my mouth. well, THE GODDAMN THING WAS FULL OF TEQUILA. I spit it out.. all over my pants... i am a mess.
Posted by Chad at October 24, 2003 10:30 AMWhile it may be true that "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy," the combination of beer, wine, bicardi, butterscotch schnapps, bailey's, absinthe, and tequila (though I don't remember having all of them) is proof that a) God wired John wrong, impairing his judgment b) God has a sense of humor c) With the right mix of drinks, it is possible for John to believe he is god d) There is no god
Posted by: John at October 24, 2003 11:10 AMYeah, the next time someone decides to mix two vomit-inducing liquors together -- don't. I've got a good streak going here.
Posted by: Rick at October 24, 2003 11:37 AMexellent post chad. i take it john has now marked his territory in terms of parking at riverscape.
Posted by: Roy at October 24, 2003 11:48 AMYes roy. He managed to mark the parking spot that my explorer was in. i think he also marked the driver side front door.
Posted by: Chad at October 24, 2003 12:02 PMI am blaming this loss and further debauchery on you Roy. Hater had class. CLASS??? (said in Jim Mora voice). You Stink!
But I have mananged to not vomit last night, but this morning, while here at work. I didn't have to, but it made me feel a tad better. Would have rather done it last night. Stupid no offense forcing me to drink. Uh, yeah, I will stick with that.
Posted by: Pat at October 24, 2003 12:06 PMDon't worry about it John -- its funny.
Yeah Roy.. class? what the hell. We're talkin' about class... (its hard to type out an allen iverson impersonation)....
Mister Roy Levy.
Posted by: Chad at October 24, 2003 12:09 PM