So the first round of winter golf didn't go so well today. After playing three holes where I could not physically feel my hands, the twosome ahead of me allowed me to play through. Since I didn't want to hold them up, I tried to move smartly through the hole. In an effort to do this, I attempted to jump across a small stream protecting the front of the green. Of course, had I successfully cleared the stream I wouldn't be posting it on TT, so of course you can imagine what happened. My left foot ended up buried almost knee-high in water and mud, my once white golf shoes now brown. Myself and what's left of my dignity race through the remaining holes, avoiding eye contact with the cute chick working at the pro shop who just happened to be standing outside when I left. Hilarious, for everyone but me.
Posted by Mike at October 23, 2003 01:30 PMMaybe you needed some moisturizer... Rick would be happy to give you some.....
Posted by: Chad at October 23, 2003 01:33 PMGood job Mike. Hey, maybe the chick working there is attracted to clumsy people. Who are also dirty.
Posted by: Rick at October 23, 2003 04:05 PMIf she's attracted to dirty clumsy people, let me know if she has a sister.
Posted by: John at October 23, 2003 04:16 PM