Want to avoid identity theft? Or at least be able to catch someone who does steal your identity? Here's a way. Note to Chris - this now serves as justification for your Olsen twins fascination.
Posted by Roy at September 30, 2003 06:23 PMI still like Chris' idea of getting Rick drunk (easy part) and tattooing "sex offender" across his forehead. Hi-larious!
Posted by: Pat at October 1, 2003 07:52 AMArtist's rendering of the above idea. I don't know why I do this to myself...
It's also pretty sad that the picture of me wasn't on my computer, but rather the company's network.
Posted by: Rick at October 1, 2003 10:19 AMYeah. That was New Orleans. The red stuff is from doing many body shots off those girls that have tubes of fruity drinks.
I think it's safe to say that with pictures like that on the internet, I now have no chance at winning a position public office.
Posted by: Rick at October 1, 2003 01:23 PMThat Olsen Twins thing is a media creation. Man, you make ONE joke (specifically, "two twelve year olds is like doing one twenty-four year old...between them they should know better" - classic), hang up ONE poster on your refrigerator, get caught ONCE masturbating to "Passport to Paris," and all the sudden you're all about the Olsen Twins.
Seriously, that junk only stuck because Casey wouldn't let one little joke die. Serioulsy, I'm really tired of it. Everyone knows I'm into Jon-Benet's lifeless corpse. Or, or, that kid that sees dead people.
At least I don't willingly disseminate pictures of myself (that look like I just got done blowing Bozo the Clown) with "Sex Offender" scrawled on my forehead.
New thought - start a novelty clothing line called Sex Offender. Seriously, pampered suburban kids like us 5 years ago would waste $17 at Hot Topic to put on a Sex Offender trucker hat, baby-doll T, or Sex Offender glow-in-the-dark-tastes-like-Mt. Dew Code Red-condom. Patent pending, patent pending, patent pending.
Posted by: Chris at October 1, 2003 07:46 PM