Unfortunately, it seems as though the University will be providing Thunderstix for upcoming home games.
Never to back down from a controversy, we here at Terrapin Tables have written a a response to the idiots who intend to use Thunderstix.
Posted by Rick at September 17, 2003 09:48 AMGood work on that article Rick. Jesus... The only thing I hate more than Thudersticks are homeless people. They smell.
Posted by: Chad at September 17, 2003 09:57 AMYou can use the thundersticks to scare away the homesless people.
Posted by: psychophil at September 17, 2003 11:20 AMI haven't seen that many thundersticks at college football games. Maybe I haven't been watching it enough. However, I suspect that the reason is before college football games, people drink copious amounts of alcohol. Then you supply these same people with an object essentially shaped like a baseball bat. The question begging to be asked is: How many times will you have to beat a person with a thunderstick to kill them? Also, during this beating, how many times will the Thunderstick need to be re-inflated since it has gone limper than Frank's* noodle after a night of tequila shots during the beating.
* Identity has been changed to protect the flaccid.
Posted by: John at September 17, 2003 05:31 PMyou can beat the homeless people with the thundersticks to find out. Of course if you do kill one, that won't help the smell problem.
Posted by: psychophil at September 17, 2003 08:49 PM