August 29, 2003
Wait, I'm confused
I don't want to post too much in one day, but I just got this spam email that I'd like to share. Date.com sends me this image:
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What the hell is that? It's like they know that we know that there's ugly girls on the internet. So they're telling me "Okay, we have ugly girls, but only one!" But the worst part is that they say there's one ugly girl out of these millions... and then the motto at the bottom is "Meet other singles just like you". Do they want me to hook up with the illustrioius "Ugly one"? I'm so confused.
Posted by Rick at August 29, 2003 01:46 PMDoesn't matter. You're focused.
So if I get the ugly one, do I win something?
Posted by: John at August 29, 2003 01:50 PMYes Rick, focus. They are calling you ugly, and the person you meet is going to be ugly, and you will have ugly kids, like an ugly life, and die an ugly death. So just go ahead and kill yourself now. Or delete your spam like everyone else.
Posted by: Pat at August 29, 2003 02:25 PM