I always thought that ties cut off the circulation to your brain, but now it seems that they cause blindness. And here I used to think it was just masturbation that caused blindness.
Posted by at July 29, 2003 04:48 PMIf there is a better reason never to have to wear ties to work again, I haven't heard it!
Posted by: Pat at July 29, 2003 04:50 PMNah...only for meetings and presentations and such and such. But they should now be outlawed.
Posted by: Pat at July 29, 2003 09:00 PMI don't wear ties to work, but I masturbate like a 12-year-old boy in a Viagara warehouse in my cube. Will I still go blind?
Note to Shorty: I'm kidding. I actually whack off in the lab. And where the hell is your website?
Posted by: Rick at July 29, 2003 09:51 PMBy the way, I like the new alternating white/gray scheme. Very classy. Oh wait, this is a webpage about our stupid antics, no color scheme will make it classy. Of course, Rick telling the world how much he jacks off at work is pretty classy.
Posted by: Mike at July 30, 2003 12:03 AMFatboy are you making some vague reference to "kiling kittens" here, or are you actually talking about putting ties on kittens? Please God don't tell me you mean the latter.
Posted by: Mike at July 31, 2003 01:19 PM