I'm sorry to Roy, Mike, and Paige (if she reads this). But some guy decided to take some quotes from the first Harry Potter book and replace "wand" with "wang". Below are some of the results. Enjoy :)
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
"You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
Jesus christ...is there some way I can switch blogs or something??? Or do I have to be traded or what? Harry Potter references. This is what we are reduced to.
If you are reading this to get beer pong advice, move on to this site, nothing but nerds here.
Posted by: Pat at July 25, 2003 03:52 PM