July 07, 2003

SARS contained?

So it looks like SARS has been contained. You know, except for in my apartment, where I've been bed-ridden for two days. Hey, at least I got a 4-day weekend out of it...

Posted by Rick at July 7, 2003 06:23 PM
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NEWSFLASH: World Health Organization declares Odenton, Maryland as a SARS hotspot. All travel to and from Odenton has been prohibited, causing residents to complain even more vociferously about the lack of basic services such as strip clubs and Keno parlors. In other news, the recent outbreak of monkeypox has been traced to a poorly-shorn cat, who also resides in Odenton. More at 11.

Posted by: Mike at July 7, 2003 07:15 PM


OK...that was funny Mike. Good one. We do need some strip clubs though. In other news, The Keg Stand, which has been dead for about a month, is under quarantine until Mr. Nelson stops hooking up with sick people.

Posted by: Pat at July 8, 2003 02:50 PM


Yeah I have that damn cold too. Seems that the Buffett concert brought joy (and coughing) to a lot of people! It was worth it!! =)

Posted by: Michelle at July 8, 2003 10:04 PM


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