Despite the fact that the DC area has gotten 9 times as much rain as fucking Seattle, we're all still going to go to Ocean City this weekend. If everything goes well, we won't remember a thing from the entire weekend.
In other news, I managed to sell myself at auction for $155 this last weekend. Oh yeah, some lucky girl she is. She probably would've been better off renting a monkey and giving it a couple of 40s. Dance, monkey, dance!
Good thing she doesn't read this webpage. Who does read this by the way?
Posted by Rick at June 24, 2003 02:32 PMHow do you know she doesn't read this? Perhaps she heard about your love for beer pong, did a google search for beer pong and landed on this site! Uh oh! You are screwed Ricky. You aren't going to get any now. Oh wait, you weren't anyway.
Happy to report that I went for a whoping $0. The charity actually paid me to leave.
Posted by: Pat at June 24, 2003 03:26 PMWhy is it a good thing she doesn't read this web page? You didn't degrade her, only yourself. Then again, she may want her money back. Let the record show that I believe Pat and I combined to offer up the standard $2 at the auction. Apparently we didn't have any Roy's lying around.
Posted by: John at June 24, 2003 04:09 PMAnd can you actually rent a monkey? I don't think so. Ooh! We should start a business. www.terrapinmonkeys.com.
Posted by: Rick at June 24, 2003 06:49 PM